I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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