well I can't set my house on fire every night
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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