My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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