she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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