I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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