So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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