already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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