Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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