sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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