Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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