we have pet lesbian snakes
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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