Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Alive.
So much puke
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
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