ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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