I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
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