i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
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