she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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