Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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