what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
im holly from the hills drunk
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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