margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
we should paint friendship bongs
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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