You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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