I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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