People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
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