it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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