Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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