Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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