found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
