So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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