lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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