Non-Jews are for practice
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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