I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
You need a sexual gate keeper
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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