big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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