we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
