I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
