shes about as inviting as chlamydia
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
You did what with his pubic hair?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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