I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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