From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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