Why are handjobs necessary in class?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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