But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
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