Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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