Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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