Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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