Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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