You work out of a Hotel?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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