I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
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