i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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