dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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