If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Come see our sink grown plant.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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