he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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