He asked me if I "almost moaned"
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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