id be glad to
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I would ride that face into the sunset
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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