I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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