they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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