What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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