If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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