it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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