She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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