Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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