So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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